THEY TORE OUT MY HEART AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHAT ON IT AND SET THAT SHAT ON FIRE THEN STOMPED IT OUT AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥ USED FROSTY THE SNOWMANS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAT TO HELP PUT IT OUT AND NOW FROSTY CANT COME TO LIFE AND SINCE HE CANT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ JACK FROST KILLS HIMSELF AND CAUSE OF THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SANTA IS LIKE "Yo what the ♥♥♥, nah im done with this" AND ♥♥♥♥
ING STOPS DELEVERING TOYS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥ RED CROSS LOSSES ITS MOTOVATION AND THOSE POOR AFRICAN CHILDERN DIE AND SPREAD EBOLA TO THE WORLD AND TRUMP BUILDS A WALL TO KEEP IT OUT BUT THOSE AFRICAN CHILDERN CLIMB THAT SH*T LIKE IN WOLD WAR Z WHERE THOSE ZOMBIES CLIMB THAT WALL AND THEY INFECT US ALL AND WE DIE! BUT SECONDS BEFORE WE DIE ALIENS COME AND ARE LIKE "Yo dudes we're here to save you" AND THEY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PROBE US ALL IN THE ASS AND WE LIVE BUT THEM KIM JON OINK IS LIKE "I declare nuclear war on everyone including those damn faithless imperials" AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WW3 STARTS AND WE ALL HAVE TO HIDE IN A BUNKER AND TRUMP GETS ASSANATIED AND I GET TO WITNESS MY FIRST PRESIDENTAL ASSANATION AND IM LIKE "Yo this ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ me up" SO I JOIN THE ARMY AND FIGHT THE RUSSIANS AND THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ NORTH KOREANS AND I RESCUE CPT PRICE AND HES LIKE "Yo thanks m8" AND LIGHTS A CIGAR AND WE FLY OFF IN A HELICOPTER AND WATCH A BOAT BLOW UP THEN I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASSANATE KIM JON OINK AND IM LIKE HELLS YEA ♥♥♥♥♥ BUT I GET SHOT IN THE PROCESS AND PRICE IS LIKE "Yo you aint gonna live sorry bruv" AND HE TRYS TO SAVE ME BUT GETS KILLED AND IT TURNS OUT KIM JON OINK IS ALIVE BUT WITH ONE ARM AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLS ME..........THATS HOW THAT MADE ME FEEL