You think you're good? That’s adorable. While you're figuring out which key reloads, I’ve already wiped your entire team and planted the bomb. My headshots are so clean they should be framed in a museum. Reflexes? I could dodge bullets in real life if I wanted to, but I don’t need to—I’m too busy clicking heads. Your K/D ratio? I’ve seen better numbers on a broken clock. Honestly, I’d say “get good,” but let’s face it, you never will. You're just lucky you get to witness greatness from the spectator screen.