this brat needs brutal correction

One time I met up with this guy in the back alley behind a Checkers to buy a Sega Dreamcast, and long story short he stabbed me 7 times in the chest. As I was bleeding out he started whooping my ass with a wooden paddle and screaming at me in a muddied Turkic accent I didn't recognize, turns out he was part of the Turkmen mafia and I was apparently supposed to pay him in Manat (turkmeni currency) but more importantly he demanded that I give him some top for dishonoring him, and I obviously obliged since he was kind of a stud. Not my greatest Craigslist experience but I would do it again probably

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