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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:11am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:01am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 6:28pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:06pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:06pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:35pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 5:54am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:39pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:04pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 5:54am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:21pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 5:55am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:59pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:20am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:20am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:20am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:39pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:20am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:55pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 5:58am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:20pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:05pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:20am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 5:59am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:12am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:07pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:24pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:21pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:30am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:07pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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