Recent reviews by Panda

Awesome, well built must play game. Then they patched in a launcher, and as soon as I open the game, it crashes. I've done a lot of work around and troubleshooting to try and fix it. If I ever get it fixed, I'll change my review. But after 177 hours in the game, not being able to come back and play with a friend when I'm still using the exact same setup is ridiculous. The only reason I can think for it crashing on open is the installer, as it never happened before that. I've searched and the only answers were "you might not meet minimum requirements." Which is bull. Get on your game please and get it working again. Steam games DO NOT need their own external launchers, especially this one. No excuse.


EDIT- UPDATE: I have no clue if the devs are responsible or not, but a month after I posted this it started working again. If it's the devs, thank you. It's an awesome must play game. Changing review from do not recommend to HIGHLY recommend as promised.

Truly a masterpiece of an indie game. The art style, voice acting, and music make a perfect atmospheric game. I started playing the first time way back when episode 1 first came out, and it has been a completely different experience in the gaming world, and has carved out it's own little niche. I'll always come back to this game, because I know every time it will be top quality content

A great way to get a feeling for the full game. Played the prologue over a weekend, and was really hooked by the time I finished. Stayed in to get all the achievements after getting as far as you can in the prologue.

Saw some guy in chat say his necromancer could spawn up to 96 minions. I believe him, level 23 with a horde of 26 already. 26/26 will grind my zombies like meatsauce

Wreck something every few days for the fun of it. Active modding community, with a dev that's open and wokring with it. Great work as far as steadily putting in work and new content. Can't wait to see what story mode looks like. 10/10 flaming wrecks of cars

As a person who pre-ordered GTA 5, multiple times, and got 100% on it, multiple times, I will say that the single player game is great, while the Online game has become a microtransactioned money siphon for those in the right positions. When GTA Online first came out, there were things like half a million dollars given out to players who played while their character saves were having problems. The focus turned from customer service to profit margin when GTA 5 was released for the current gen consoles. At this point I already owned four copies of the game, on PS3, Xbox 360, PS4 and Xbox One, with achieved or near 100% on each. Yet due to economic balancing, and the focus of new content in Online, buying this game on Steam for PC was only a purchase for the mods. Rockstar has recently posted a comment strongly urging Take Two to change their stance, but when has your boss turned down profit margin just to make you happy? They still haven't released any statement themselves.

I hae spent over 5-600 dollars on physical and digital copies, as well as Shark Cards, over the course of 6-7 years. With this new developement, as with Activision with Destiny years ago, it is a clear indication of where the market has been heading for years. We are now in a time when the video game industry is run just like that, an industry. Pressure is being put on Rockstar because of these negative reviews, but Take Two is still just sitting back making money, and laughing at the fact that everyone complaining with most likely buy in to the next game Red Dead Revolver( 2 or silly surname) that has already been confirmed to be built around the same microtransaction economy as GTA 5.

BEWARE!!!! THE TAKE ALL BUTTON RESULTS IN LOST LOOT AND EQUIPMENT!!!!! As of now it also appears gas masks are one time us only, as they disappear when your characters get back from expeditions! The only two problems in an otherwise great game.

No crouch, still has bad driving and damage models for cars and hacking can be even more agravating in stealth situations than the last game. Now, as far as the philosophy of the game. This game preaches about resisting "the man," but takes any chance it can to stick to pop culture and the system, guidlines and stereotypes therein, from skinny jeans and snapbacks, to obscure retro game refrences added to remind you that this game was engineered for middle-aged hipsters, which doesn't explain why the clothing resides purely in the "lit" and "on fleek" section of the degenerate gene pool. In conclusion, this game had a chance before the publishers and those with creative control slapped the new club generation's brand of clown shoes on it.

I'm in the middle of playing this awesome game, but have decided to write out a review, since, as it does every time this game needs an update, the game closed automatically. And they seem to be updating this game daily right now. It's a great game. That makes me rage, because of a thousand oversights like this, the physics system, and the control. Great overall, but ruined by thousands of problems that could've been avoided with a little insight.


Edited Review:
I just finished the game, and had to come back and change my review. I cannot recommend this game for anyone. By the end, I realized the entire game is and feels like the first one in play and story. The ending is too anticlimactic for a sequel, in the first you're saving the world, in this it's a terrorist threat. Which is another issue, with the team going with the easy route and using the terrorist plot. I'll help you out, a little on the end (no spoilers) half way through credits, there is a hint to a third game, other than that, the credits are a full 15 minutes of silence, as you watch names scroll past, with pictures to the side of the development team partying and having fun, almost as if they're shoving in your face how much fun they had, instead of working on the thousands of problems that ruined this game. By the time I finished it, I had to check to see if I was Apache gender, as the credits themselves had offended me so badly.

Took me an hour to figure out how to tighten bolts. Another half an hour later I learned how to shift up in my van.
10/10 Would get trapped in my flipped van and starve to death again.