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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2016 @ 7:16am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2016 @ 11:36am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2016 @ 11:35am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 12:08pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 12:12pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 5:09pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2020 @ 10:11pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2020 @ 12:58am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 2:40am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 6:11am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2020 @ 1:28am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 6:53am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 7:31am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 4:13am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 6:35am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 2:32pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2017 @ 3:35pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 11:14am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 12:25pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 5:41am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 10:40am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 1:15pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 12:40pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 12:07pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 3:13am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2018 @ 4:23am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 8:36am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 11:18am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 11:17am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2020 @ 9:57pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2020 @ 12:35pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 11:21am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 4:45am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 1:46am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.