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⛳ [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] ⚡
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If we don't all watch the same TV, what will keep our culture homogeneous?
-- Calvin

"Summer is butter on your chin and corn mush between every tooth." -Calvin

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly
we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. But it is too late to change
anything. -- Calvin
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Unfortunately the return date on the "Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99" has expired.
Maybe you can hand it down to your kids or your mum.
however if you want to upgrade the size from (12') to a (16') that is possible with an extra payment of $69.99. ENJOY :)

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The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)