I have a deep desire and craving for a friendly gentleman to shoot his piss all over my earlobes.

I don’t mind if he pisses down my ear canals because they are very waxy and could use a clear out anyway.

TLDR; Want a friendly gentleman to piss on my earlobes and possibly clear out my ear canals with his warm, golden nectar.

Bro you don't understand! She IS my life, the only reason my life isn't together is because we're not together yet! heck off bro your'e just jaeeluos

This is my friend (13M) he said he found a vtuber named "Bonnie" and he fell in love immediately. He could not go a day without talking about her to me and how much he wanna thingy dee doo her which is crazy. He once even texted me saying "Her boobs are just so huge bro💔💔 and she's british too💔" and i said to him "bro get your life together PLEASE" but he just ignored my message and kept talking a out how much he wants to boom shakalaka her.

Now guys help me try to help him get over her. Give me some tips because he's been like this for weeks💔💔

This is my egirlfriend, she sadly sold her ball in the blackmarket a year ago. I'm so sad. I'm craving for some testicles, but i don't wanna cheat to her.
help her find a donor testicles pls

Just gave my 11-year old cousin a black eye after he tried to snoop around my phone. That little ♥♥♥♥ was trying to mess with my Genshin Impact progress so I had to show him to not mess with me again. Needless to say, that worked like a charm, as I’m now banned from family meetings. Not that I care though. I only came for my grandparents’s retirement pay but now that grandma ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died the money’s not that much anymore. Well at least I can now stare at Lisa’s tits and listen to her moans without interruption from annoying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids and family dinners. Gamer for life!

This Filipino is stream sniping my oshii in APEX, while he is indeed a predator in real life he hunts grannies that is having a bath while having a face like this .