After a good game in Rocket League, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Rocket League and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a Rocket League irl boomer party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard willy push against my leg. I right hooked him then beamed him from top of launch. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy, real ♥♥♥♥♥♥

freedomquest is dad