You and your pal hear tales of a canada safe from impending doom. With nothing to gain in florida, you set out to drive to canada, braving food shortages, car breakdowns, workout accidents, REALLY hot chicken wings, mystery farts, gnomes, totally not mega man, anime girls, body builders, toilet paper, clowns, bees, and people saying "cool it!". Oh, and also zombies.

You and your pal hear tales of a canada safe from impending doom. With nothing to gain in florida, you set out to drive to canada, braving food shortages, car breakdowns, workout accidents, REALLY hot chicken wings, mystery farts, gnomes, totally not mega man, anime girls, body builders, toilet paper, clowns, bees, and people saying "cool it!". Oh, and also zombies.