Hello, my name is Christopher Cringle. For all of my life my name has brought me nothing but misery. All they ever say is "ha ha ha, he must be the mentally disabled Santa ", "Hey Santa wanna be, come over here and eat my cookies and cream (always in reference to genitalia). I just can't handle the abuse anymore, this has been going on for far too long. Because of this, I've decided to embrace my new persona. I will be the Santa of the real free thinkers, the true leaders of the world, the one true race, THE VEGAN RACE. instead of cookies and milk I would have a tall glass of Soy Milk and a large assortment of vegan based, non GMO, No harm food product cookies. My gifts will all be vegan based items, whether it be food or clothing nothing is off the table, unless it goes against my beliefs. All must hear me now, I AM VEGAN SANTA CLAUSE AND I AM HERE TO SPREAD VEGAN CHEER EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!