Listen, this might sound like an OVERDOSE on puns but allow me to be your AMBASSADOR to show that in the SCOPE of things this text will be RIFLE with QUALITY SHOTS at comedy.
Now, at it's SOURCE you might STOP SHORT and think they can't possibly hit you in your funny bone like a FORCE A NATURE.
You might think I'm even WINGING it but listen here you BABY FACE'd PRETTY BOY, when I'm done listing off these puns, you'll be saying HOLY MACKERAL.
I'm like the SANDMAN and I'm planning on having a BALL here nothing ORNAMENTAL though.
Just a good ol' fashing BASHIN' time.
Now, I get you might think that I'm not Original and that maybe I've LAUNCHED MYSELF in a new direction, but I'm at LIBERTY to do what I want with my puns and I'm not BEGGING for your attention.
If this were a ride, you'd be calling SHOTGUN and I won't have any seats in RESERVE because where we're headed we won't have room for BACKUP, but I brought a BLACKBOX just in case.
Now, I'd like to think I'm a RIGHTEOUS dude and I don't think I ever need an ESCAPE PLAN from daily life, but I like pleasure and work EQUALLY.
Some people work too hard and have a PANIC ATTACK, ya know?
We gotta let off some STEAM, if you know what I mean, because I'll be having a BLAST, while you're left feeling SCORCHED and BURNT OUT from your daily routine.
So, lemme AXE you a question. Why do you play TF2? I like the way the mechanics were ENGINEERED, myself.
They're pretty well crafted and they have a certain FLARE to them.
I always thought they went where no MAN TREATED before and really set the stage and brought in a good COMMUNITY.
A You scratch my back, I SCRATCH BACK kind of deal.
They truned it up to the THIRD DEGREE as the years went on and while it has slowed down, the game used to be such a LOOSE CANNON but now we're in a STICKY situation and we're headed down the wrong PIPES.
While I do think we've benn SPLENDIDLY SHIELDED from much of the wear of time, we do have quite the RESISTANCE and the DETERMINATION to go forward.















































































































































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