After a good game of DOTA 2, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOTA2 and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a DOTA LAN-party. He said no because DOTA is stupid so i held him hostage. looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear and I felt his hard DOTA2 SKINS push against my leg. I punched him and then said he's bad a dota. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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