Harry's bar has a new cocktail. It's called MRS punch. They make it with
milk, rum and sugar and it's wonderful. The milk is for vitality and the
sugar is for pep. They put in the rum so that people will know what to do
with all that pep and vitality.
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Long life is in store for you.
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Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

-- Homer Simpson
The Front
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[during a company sexual harassment training video]
Narrator: Remember, nothing says "good job" like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind.
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Jayne: "That there? Exactly the kind of diversion we could have used."
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You canna change the laws of physics, Captain; I've got to have thirty minutes!
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Lois: Peter, Brian please! Can't you two go back to the way you used to be? [cut to a scene with the same characters, but styled as a 1930s version might look, then cut back to the original scene]
Brian: I'm never goi

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Купил Terraria не кинули.ВСё быстро,и без обмана!!!!

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Хороший сервис.Покупал Don't Starve Together. Сайт,который более менее нормальный по отзывам,еще и цена ниже всех