‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽

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♥♥♥♥ 💆🍑 ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ 🖕👦 I 👁 can't 💦 believe 🙏🙏 it! 😉 Alright 📝 so 🆗 today 📆🗓 we're 👶👩 having class 👩 and my crush was 😒🏻 looking like 👍 a 💯👶 straight-up 👫 snack 🍭 as 😏💰 usual. No one ☝ could 👈💖 see 👀🙈 me from 👉 the 👏 waist 👖👖 down 😱👇 so I stared at 🍆😩 her 👩 and started 💢💢 to 😳 jerk off. 🎇🏾 I 🙅 was yanking it, I 💞😎 was cranking it 💯 the 📚 teacher's 🏫 words were ⏬🚶 going 😖 in one ☝ ear 👂👂 and right out 😞🏍 the 🎁 other. 😤👪 Then my crush 😾 got 🏻📖 up 🦃 to 🌈 get 👏 a 💰🅱 cola out 🍻😫 of 💦💦 her mini-fridge, her fast ass 😈💥 was on display for ⌛ everyone 🤜 to 🔣👏 see.

👁 I came 💦👣 so 💯 hard 🍆 that 😍 it 😽 shot out 🍆 of ♂ my 💦🙏 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 like a 👌 surface-to-air missile! My thick 🍑 sticky 💦😝 ♥♥♥ 💦 covered my ⚖🐦 Kill-La-Kill shirt, the 💰😂 whole 👦👨 class 🤓 was staring. 👀 I 🌲 knew they knew 🤔🙀 but I 🎓💕 had 💔 to clean 👌👌 myself up. 👀⬆ I 🅱🏽 thought 😢👓 I 🤞👀 had 🍆 covered the camera 📷📷 when I 👀 got 🔪📖 up but 🍑🍑 the whole 💦💦 class 🎓😛 saw 👁👁 my 👁🙋 semi-hard 🤖🤖 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 in 👏🏠 all 🅱😀 its four inches 💦 of 😏💦 glory. 🕳 The teacher 😥🏫 kicked 😠😠 me from 🗣🐣 the ❤ class 🎓 and 👅☝ pmd me 💖 to let 👑 me 😞 know that 😩👊 I had ❗🈶 been 🍀 suspended 🚟🚟 indefinitely. Does anyone 👴 know if 👏☝ I 👟 can 🔫🔫 sue ⚖🔫 the 👏 school 😑 for 👥🍆 discrimination? 👮

I got a message for all you liberals out there: You want my gun? My firearm? Come take it from me. Just walk through my door, come into my home, and take it from me. With your weak, soft, liberal, girlish hands. Just try to put those hands on me. Those soft liberal hands, just put em on me. On my body. Just slowly gently dragging your fingers up and down my arm givin' me goosebumps. You want my gun? Come kiss me for it. But not like right away, don't be too obvious with it. Let's do that thing where we-- our faces get close to each other and you know it's gonna happen, it's just a matter of time you just stare at each other's lips but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely like it a walk to remember. Come do that for my gun. Bite my lip and play with my hair...for my firearm. If you want my gun, come spank me for it. Not like... not too hard but like, still hard, you know? Like, hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time, you ♥♥♥♥♥ liberals.

Just because I compliment a girl on her looks, personality, or interests, does not make me a simp. Maybe I'm genuinely trying to make her feel good or to lighten up her day after a long day. I don't want everyone calling me something that is inherently "bad" just for being nice to a girl. Especially, giving a girl a gift for, say, her birthday, is not the same as mentioned below. Birthday gifts are normal and are just a respectful and kind gesture. The irony is that when boys DON'T do that, they are ALSO shamed. A real simp is someone who obsesses over a particular person with money, gifts, etc, expecting to receive a sexual or romantic return. The majority of so-called "simps" do NOT do this. So please, stop throwing the word simp around like its a baseball.