“Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.” – Ricky LaFleur

“Save me some of those sweet ‘n’ powered chicken things” – Ricky LaFleur

“Tonight I am getting so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ drunk, and smoking so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dope and cigarettes… It’s gonna be awesome” – Ricky LaFleur

“F*ck, that’s good pepperoni!” – Ricky LaFleur

“I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I’m ashamed of myself. The first can doesn’t count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin’.” – Ricky LaFleur

“Just pick me up a bag of chicken chips and half pound of pepperoni” – Ricky LaFleur