I sexually Identify as an M4A1 Assalt Rifle. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of spewing lead over the oilfields and dropping hot casings on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being an Assalt Rifle is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Grips, Suppressers and an M203 Grenade Launcher on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "M4A1" and respect my right to kill from the ground and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a riflephobe and need to check your gun privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.