Recent reviews by Biggie Thicc

I'll start by saying I got the game and DLC for a little over 3 bucks. I definitely recommend buying on sale, as the game is pretty short and heavy with the bugs. As far as bugs go, you'll be dealing with invisible enemies that appear when you're right next to them, freezing in combat and unfreezing a few seconds later (often resulting in you taking damage) loss of controls at random times, and crashes at random times as well. Length-wise, anyone who's familiar with souls-like games can probably get through it in 8 or so hours, those who are bad at games might take a little longer like me. You start in the hub/forest area, and you're instructed to beat 3 dungeons. then you fight the final boss... yep that's it. In spite of all the flaws it looks pretty cool and combat is probably it's best aspect, balancing your attacks with hardening and dodging can be challenging especially with certain enemies. Worth for 3 bucks but not full price. Wait until it's at least 50% off. And there's a rougelite mode as well. Haven't really tried it tho

I've been playing since Royalty and I've gotta say, it just gets better and better the longer you play. So many ways to torture your colonists on their journey to escape the planet (or other secret endings.) Couldn't tell you how many children I strapped suic1de vests to and sent to their deaths. 10/10

GOTY also best soulsborne game 10/10

This game gets a lot of criticism for being different from 1 and 3 but it has the coolest weapons by far. you can do a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hadouken with a skeleton hand, or if you like strength builds you can whack people with a statue or a giant bell on a stick. some areas are straight cancer but you don't have a dark souls game without those right? all in all its pretty good 8/10

If you do nothing but game all day and don't take care of yourself then there's no better game to waste your life on

good game very nice

An amazing game. The only con to this game is that it's too short :(

Good story and gameplay, a few bugs but most are hilarious. Just be sure to save often in case one breaks your game.

One of the best war-themed hat simulators ever. 10/10