"Ashers taking dabskis in 20 boys" - Ben
"Levis still in the car, just chillin" - Levi
"Im ELEVATED!" - Levi
"I mean I'm in astronomy, but now I'm thinking about how small we are."- Levi
*Hayden pukes, 5 seconds later "How could this happen to me" starts to play*
"Next thing you know, I got like fingers in my ass" - Hayden
"Ando how ganged up are you right now" - CalSharp
"Imagine being retarded" - Retardable
"By ni**er do you mean lazy person?" - Chuklzzz Mom
"Grandma you got any meth I can borrow?" - Figil
"Im going to punch myself in the jaw so that I stop talking" - Taylor Brown
"looks like the headset is finally bonked cant hear no talko" - CalSharp
"Someone actually ♥♥♥♥ outside of the bathroom are you serious?" - Dave
"Not to be rude can you suck my whole ♥♥♥♥ dumbass" - Asher
"If a guy and a girl have sex and both have aids, do they get aids squared?" - Aiden
"When you think youre pulling in a sturgeon, youre pulling in a walleye." - Calsharp
"If we all started doing heroin right now, we would die a lot sooner" - Tim
"Im about to resurrect Albert Einstein with this thought ni**a" - Jacob Ruff
"Ashers kids were trapped in the stinky latex prison" - Tyler
"Use her like a human fleshlight" - Trent