Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
ㅤ* A couple are dining in a restaurant when the man suddenly slides under the table. A waitress, noticing that the woman is glancing nonchalantly around the room, wanders over to check that there's no funny business going on.
"Excuse me, madam", she smarms, "but I think your husband has just slid under the table."
"No he hasn't", the woman replies. "As a matter of fact, he's just walked in."
ㅤ* If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...

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