dear foot washer,

been a while huh? i still have the pictures of you washing your feet in the tub.. good times.. unfortunately i have decided to move on from that lifestyle, so with a heavy heart i must say my feet and toes are off limits. no more casual foot and toe holding. i’m sorry.. i know this news must hit you hard.. but i do believe amazon sells fake feet you can mess with!

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