MADDOGG
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Mongo, Shrek, and Gingy approach the walls surrounding the palace. Surrounding the walls is a deep moat and the drawbridge over it has been pulled up. Guards rush around the top of the walls as the Captain of the Guards shouts orders.

SHREK: All right, big fella! Let’s crash this party!

CAPTAIN: Man the catapults! Ready! Fire!

A guard uses a catapult to launch a fireball right at Mongo's chest,

SHREK: Brace yourselves!

MONGO: Ooh! Purty!

The fireball hits him in the chest and he steps back, nearly stomping on Donkey and the rest of the group.

GINGY: Not the gumdrop button!

The fireball hit him square in the gumdrop. Mongo watches the gumdrop drop to the ground, still on fire, and lets out a Godzilla-esque roar. Mongo kicks the gumdrop back, landing right on top of the catapult and destroying it.

GUARD: Incoming!

DONKEY: Ha-ha! All right!

EXT. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. COURTYARD.

Charming and Fiona continue to dance, though she is still uncomfortable. Watching on from the side, Harold is facepalming and Lillian looks at him.

EXT. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. OUTER WALLS.

Mongo is getting closer to the gate but the guards are shooting more fireballs at him.

SHREK: Go, Mongo! Go!

CAPTAIN: Man the cauldrons!

The guards pour hot, bubbling liquid into a set of machinery,

SHREK: After you, Mongo.

Mongo starts to pull down the drawbridge.

SHREK: That’s it! Heave-ho!

The guards pour down a giant vat of the liquid onto Mongo's head.

SHREK: Watch out!

DONKEY: Shrek!

Mongo rises back up, the foam having formed around his head like a wig.

GUARD: More heat, less foam!

EXT. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. COURTYARD.

Godmother continues to sing. Charming is tossing a rose around his mouth.

EXT. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. OUTER WALLS.

Mongo is trying to pull down the drawbridge again.

SHREK: Heave! Ho!

Shrek looks up as the guards pour down more liquid onto Mongo. This time his arms snap off, still holding open the drawbridge, as the rest of Mongo starts falling back into the moat. Shrek grabs onto one the arms and Gingy jumps back down to Mongo.

GINGY: Nooo…!

Mongo's arms start to crack as the guards try to pull the drawbridge back up. Shrek climbs up and gets through.

EXT. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. COURTYARD.

Charming spits out the rose, scoops Fiona in his arms, and leans in for a kiss. Fiona grabs the rose and puts it in her mouth, stopping him. They continue to dance.

EXT. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE.

Shrek swings down the chain to the drawbridge and knocks over the three guards that were pulling on it. He lowers the drawbridge for the rest of the group.

SHREK: [whistles] Come on!

The group cheers. Meanwhile, Gingy is standing on Mongo's face as he sinks into the water.

MONGO: Be...good.

Gingy is scooped up by Puss' sword and into Pinocchio's arms.

GINGY: He needs me! Let me go!

Shrek and Puss ride Donkey up the deserted red carpet and toward the front doors of the palace. Suddenly a group of armed guards show up and block the doorway.

SHREK: Donkey!

Donkey leaps up and over the group of guards and they chase after them. Puss jumps off and Shrek and Donkey halt.

SHREK: Puss!

PUSS: Go! Go! Your lady needs you! Go!

Donkey and Shrek race off as Puss turns to face the guards. He takes off his hat and sheathes his sword.

PUSS: Today, I repay my debt.

Puss puts on his cute, guilty face. The guards stop and lift the visors from the helmets.

GUARDS: Aww…

PUSS: [growling] En garde!

Puss leaps from guard to guard, battling them off with his sword.

EXT. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. COURTYARD.
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