HORNY POLICE
🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR A CLASS D HORNY FELONY. DO NOT REIST ARREST OR YOUR PENIS AND/OR VAGINA WILL BE FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM YOU.

YOU ARE ACCUSED OF SUGGESTING HAVING SEX WITH A FEMALE.

PUT DOWN ANY WEAPONS AND/OR SEX-RELATED ITEMS YOU HAVE ON YOUR PERSON AND EXTEND YOUR ARMS SO WE CAN HANDCUFF YOU.

YOU WILL BE FINED UP TO 100,000 DOLLARS AND WILL SERVE UP TO 20 YEARS IN HORNY JAIL.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN HORNY COURT.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO A HORNY ATTORNEY. IF YOU CAN NOT AFFORD ONE, ONE WILL BE PROVIDED TO YOU.

THANK YOU FOR COMPLYING

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