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You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my ♥♥♥♥♥♥' leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den den den den den den, go go gadget ♥♥♥♥!
Whipped that ♥♥♥♥ out, and ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now ♥♥♥♥♥, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that ♥♥♥♥ in crooked and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that fat slut to death