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Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
-- Richard Lewis
😶
"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a
cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." - H.L. Mencken
🤤
Darth Vader:
Commander, tear this ship apart until you've
found those plans. And bring me the passengers, I
want them alive!
🙄
Son, someday a man is going to walk up to you with a deck of cards on which
the seal is not yet broken. And he is going to offer to bet you that he can
make the Ace of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ears.
But son, do not bet this man, for you will end up with a ear full of cider.
-- Sky Masterson's Father
😍
Meg: Dad, if I don't get my driver's license, I'll never have any boyfriends, I'll never get married and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O'Donnell.
Peter: Meg... are you implying that Rosie O'Donnell can't drive?
😷

-rep smurf

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