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Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 5:40pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 5:51pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 5:52pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 6:24pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 5:52pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 6:13pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 6:30pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:10pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:24pm

So that’s what it tastes like…

Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 11:11pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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