Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and
the lash.
-- Winston Churchill
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Where there is much light there is also much shadow.
-- Goethe
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Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!

-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow
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There is nothing wrong with writing ... as long as it is done in private
and you wash your hands afterward.
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Riffle West Virginia is so small that the Boy Scout had to double as the
town drunk.
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Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.
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Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than
we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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No matter whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme
court follows th' iliction returns.
-- Mr. Dooley
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