THINGS TO DO WITH ROCKS:
SMOKE
CHEW ON
PUT INSIDE (thing)
THROW
LYMPHOMA

chalk eater gang rise up we need more chalk eaters in this world i feel like

look into my eyes. my paralyzing glare will keep you entranced long enough for me to loot your pockets for marbles and pennies and small objects
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you are reading my profile description because you have TINY HANDS and CANNOT SPELL MOST WORDS.

{VOTED LEAST LIKELY TO LEVEL A CITY BLOCK WITH PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE 2019}
(in minecraft. )
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hi, welcome to my home. why don't you sit down in my novelty Adam Sandler head shaped chair from the critically acclaimed 2002 cartoon action-comedy "Eight Crazy Nights"?


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my god is there no character limit? this going to be horrible for anyone who reads this in the future as i keep adding schizophrenic nonsense

EDIT: Thanks for the gold stranger! sometimes i dip my hand into a bowl of extremely hot wax that I heat on the stove in an attempt to feel something other than an intense desire to watch The Price is Right re-runs

QUESTION, FOR YOU, THE READER: I LOVE TO SCOOP SAND INTO MY THROAT WITH A FUNNY LITTLE PLASTIC SHOVEL. HOW MANY POUimwatchingyouNDS OF SAND CAN I EAT BEFORE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT STOPS ME?

I am going to hit myself in the head with a very heavy hammer over and over (until I am dead)

FRUIT FLY KILL COUNT: IN THE BILLIONS. I AM INSURMOUNTABLE TO THE FRUIT FLY MENACE


Consider the following! Your mortality is a stunning reminder that life and liberty are ultimately illusions. lol

Joe Swanson Four; The Squeakuel

look, I'll be honest with ya here kid, im taking your fingers. You owed me a loooot of money and this is the only way i can solve this little problem without turning you into hamburger meat

You Are: Ichigo
I am: KATAMARI PRINCE. get TOTALLY BONED AHAHAHAHAHAHAH YEEEESSSS YESSSSSS YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS AHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHAHGAGAGAHAHHA YEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

**MESSAGE TO THE SPECIAL OPERATIONS AGENTS SURROUNDING MY HOUSE: GO AHEAD AND WimwatchingyouALK IN! TRY THE FRONT DOOR, PAL!
(TBH putting me on the no-fly list was kind of an overreaction........)

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Your location has been compromised. I know your exact coordinates. Due to my inability to travel faster than conventional human beings, you still have about six hours to find a saferoom. How annoying, right? See you soon.

[Pssst... hey... reader.... do you have any uhhhhhh...... "ham dinner"?]

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