Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
ㅤ* A woman goes into a US sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband", she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asks the clerk.
Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"
ㅤ* WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...