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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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The people who really run organizations are usually found several
levels down, where it is still possible to get things done.
(Small Gods)
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... though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock of sewage
from beginning to end.
-- Vernor Vinge, "The Peace War"
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We are what we are.
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The trouble with a lot of self-made men is that they worship their creator.
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Talk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand.
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A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
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Look DEEP into the OPENINGS!! Do you see any ELVES or EDSELS ... or a
HIGHBALL?? ...
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[watching the sunset]
Lois: Oh, Peter, I love you.
Peter: [looks at watch] Uhh, about a quarter past five.
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