Meister の POSTAL 2 実績の進行状況

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

アンロックした日 2020年6月2日 4時12分

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

アンロックした日 2020年6月3日 11時44分

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

アンロックした日 2020年6月2日 4時07分

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

アンロックした日 2020年6月3日 2時00分

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

アンロックした日 2020年6月2日 4時46分

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

アンロックした日 2020年6月2日 7時43分

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

アンロックした日 2020年6月3日 3時52分

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

アンロックした日 2020年6月3日 12時11分

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

アンロックした日 2020年6月3日 13時17分

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

アンロックした日 2020年6月4日 6時51分

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

アンロックした日 2020年6月3日 3時28分

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

アンロックした日 2021年4月13日 11時07分

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

アンロックした日 2020年6月12日 2時43分

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

アンロックした日 2020年6月3日 12時19分

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

アンロックした日 2020年6月4日 6時56分

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

アンロックした日 2020年6月15日 3時38分

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

アンロックした日 2020年6月2日 4時07分

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

アンロックした日 2020年6月3日 7時20分

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

アンロックした日 2021年3月30日 4時58分

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

アンロックした日 2020年6月4日 3時14分

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

アンロックした日 2020年6月3日 12時12分

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

アンロックした日 2020年6月2日 4時12分

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

アンロックした日 2020年6月2日 4時48分

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

アンロックした日 2020年6月2日 4時08分

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

アンロックした日 2020年6月2日 7時41分

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

アンロックした日 2020年6月4日 7時08分

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

アンロックした日 2020年6月3日 5時19分

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

アンロックした日 2021年4月6日 11時49分

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

アンロックした日 2021年4月13日 11時52分

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

アンロックした日 2021年4月6日 11時30分

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

5 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

10 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

17 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

13 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

205 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

1 / 30