Progresul realizărilor lui Meister pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 2 iun. 2020 la 4:12

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 3 iun. 2020 la 11:44

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 2 iun. 2020 la 4:07

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 3 iun. 2020 la 2:00

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 2 iun. 2020 la 4:46

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 2 iun. 2020 la 7:43

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 3 iun. 2020 la 3:52

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 3 iun. 2020 la 12:11

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 3 iun. 2020 la 13:17

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 4 iun. 2020 la 6:51

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 3 iun. 2020 la 3:28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2021 la 11:07

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 12 iun. 2020 la 2:43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 3 iun. 2020 la 12:19

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 4 iun. 2020 la 6:56

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Obținută la 15 iun. 2020 la 3:38

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 2 iun. 2020 la 4:07

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 3 iun. 2020 la 7:20

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 30 mart. 2021 la 4:58

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 4 iun. 2020 la 3:14

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Obținută la 3 iun. 2020 la 12:12

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 2 iun. 2020 la 4:12

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 2 iun. 2020 la 4:48

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 2 iun. 2020 la 4:08

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 2 iun. 2020 la 7:41

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 4 iun. 2020 la 7:08

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 3 iun. 2020 la 5:19

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 6 apr. 2021 la 11:49

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2021 la 11:52

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Obținută la 6 apr. 2021 la 11:30

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

5 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

10 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

17 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

13 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

205 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

1 / 30