Cortemis
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Fear Me 11 mai. 2020 às 23:56 
I have seen your dog, it is close to you.
Donald Trump 8 out. 2019 às 0:50 
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Mazz 20 jan. 2018 às 18:23 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY ♥♥♥♥, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY ♥♥♥♥. HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME.