Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
ㅤ* A policeman stops a woman and asks for her licence.
"Madam", he says, "It says here that you should be wearing glasses."
"Well", replies the woman, "I have contacts."
"Listen, love", says the copper, "I don't care who you know; You're nicked!"
ㅤ* I was reading this book, 'The History of Glue'. I couldn't put it down.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...