Walshey
Australia
 
 
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true.You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll ♥♥♥♥♥ fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. Ye be fish food now, ye little rat.
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Walshey 15 febr. 2018 la 5:48 
+rep this person is a banger
LD_2trappy 23 febr. 2017 la 9:22 
+rep good trader
Grizzy 22 febr. 2017 la 7:30 
+rep good trader. Willing to overpay.
Bonquifeous 21 febr. 2017 la 5:08 
+rep great trader