everyone in school hates him and he has no friends

his mum is really beutiful but for some reason he turned out to be ugly

this guy is sooo bad at every game he touches pls take away his personal computer

taco TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey! Just wanted to stop by and thank you for sucking my penis the other day, haha! I know you do this very often with other guys so I might not be special, but I was very happy after you complimented the amount of ♥♥♥♥♥ that came upon your delicate face, you're a real sweetheart! Keep up the work, if I need any jacking of the good old sledgehammer, as I call it, I'll come to you! Haha! Anyways, have a nice day! ^-^

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