"Bastion deez nuts across yo face."

"Heimerdingers head looks like a ballsack."

"wait why do they spell it aa trox.?"

"get flash up, take some viagra."

"they should get rid of that feature where dishwashers cry."

"Do you think our boogers smell, but we've just gone nose blind to it."

"Who's that one guy in spiderman? Rengar Juggernaut?"

"You dyslexic all of a sudden? what are you a ♥♥♥♥♥?" (said by a dyslexic guy)

"how do you flyfish? is that when you fish out of a plane."

"You're gonna get jungled."

"Get bush first item!"

"And if you get away from him, you dont get away."

"Should I get ardent KHencer next item?"
"♥♥♥♥! I should get Lekko's Echoes"

"Infinity sword first edge"

"D for dash, F for gay"

"Dont you hate it when that ♥♥♥♥ comes out of your belly button"

"Do you ever squeeze your two fingers on your belly button when you have an innie and make it an outie?"

"what if before they had speakers, they had a separate elevator for a orchestra"

"You gotta predict her an hit her with a big oeoe." (ah-we ah-we)

"what in the ♥♥♥♥ my clungle jear"

"yo me and nautilus just soloed Iowa."

"alright meancraft time"

"you think they ever ♥♥♥♥ themselve when the goin super saysin"

"Your not a job"

"what do you think would happen if you brought like, the red buff and the blue buff to midlane, and they fought eachother."

"mcdonald's made me retarded"

"it would suck having a living weapon because every time it would hit something it would say ouch, ouch, ouch."

"All I'm saying is I came out on top this game because now I'm bilingual."

"they have a feddle not bot too"

"if you ever join the army, join the air force because there is so many woman go there."

"my hand smells like ♥♥♥♥"

"today is tomorrow"

"lux hurts like a truck"

"how do worms get into apples if they live en da ground and da apple is en da tre." (this was in text word for word)

"Imagine getting shot while eating an apple. They can't call an ambulance"

"Oh im going blade master on pantheon"

"how many birthdays are there? 365 or 7 billion?"

"yo my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ really be sounding like a ketchup bottle right now"

"Is January the first month? I don't know my Months."

"mcdonalds makes english hard"

"I don't know why they let me join the navy, I can't read."