Dylanxp300's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 7:38am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2020 @ 9:24pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 2:24pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 2:47pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2020 @ 9:05pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2020 @ 3:29pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 2:55pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2020 @ 3:23pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 5:13pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 2:16pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 2:52pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 6:07am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 7:34am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 9:48pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 2:50pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 8:59pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 7:34am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 5:26pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:50am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:41pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 8:48pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2020 @ 8:31pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

9 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

28 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

9 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

24 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30