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My teacher caught me jerking off to my crush in zoom class (OC)
♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ I can't believe it! Alright so today we're having class and my crush was looking like a straight-up snack as usual. No one could see me from the waist down so I stared at her and started to jerk off. I was yanking it, I was cranking it the teacher's words were going in one ear and right out the other. Then my crush got up to get a cola out of her mini-fridge, her fast ass was on display for everyone to see. I came so hard that it shot out of my ♥♥♥♥ like a surface-to-air missile! My thick sticky ♥♥♥ covered my Kill-La-Kill shirt, the whole class was staring. I knew they knew but I had to clean myself up. I thought I had covered the camera when I got up but the whole class saw my semi-hard ♥♥♥♥ in all its four inches of glory. The teacher kicked me from the class and pmd me to let me know that I had been suspended indefinitely. Does anyone know if I can sue the school for discrimination?

Dear women who post nudes on reddit.
Stop with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."

It's tits. It's always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits.

This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?

"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."

I bet they already know, and if they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.

Idk he's cool i guess