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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 5:14am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 7:14am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2017 @ 9:11am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 10:02am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 10:02am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2016 @ 9:26am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 10:58am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2016 @ 9:17am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2016 @ 6:16am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 6:03am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2016 @ 12:12pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 7:22am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2016 @ 12:35pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 8:57am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 8:47am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 7:14am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2016 @ 11:29am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 9:30am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 1:54pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 6:24am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 6:08am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2016 @ 3:51am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 11:13am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2017 @ 12:43pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 6:24am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2017 @ 11:59am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2017 @ 11:59am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 9:06am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:37am



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!