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46.5 hrs on record (46.2 hrs at review time)
Kill cheaters. Behead cheaters. Roundhouse kick a cheater into the concrete. Slam dunk a cheater baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy cheaters. Defecate in a cheaters food. Launch cheaters into the sun. Stir fry cheaters in a wok. Toss cheaters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a cheaters gas tank. Judo throw cheaters into a wood chipper. Twist cheaters heads off. Report cheaters to the IRS. Karate chop cheaters in half. Trap cheaters in quicksand. Crush cheaters in the trash compactor. Liquefy cheaters in a vat of acid. Eat cheaters. Dissect cheaters. Stomp cheaters skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate cheaters in the oven. Lobotomize cheaters. Grind cheaters in the garbage disposal. Drown cheaters in grease. Vaporize cheaters with a ray gun. Kick old cheaters down the stairs. Feed cheaters to alligators. Slice cheaters with a katana.
Posted 6 June. Last edited 8 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
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82.4 hrs on record (57.7 hrs at review time)
better than csgo
Posted 21 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.4 hrs on record (21.0 hrs at review time)
Guys, help out, my wife said if there are 300 thumbs up and 50 awards, then she will buy me a new PC and a case of beer is NOT a SCAM!!!!!
Posted 8 March, 2023.
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811.6 hrs on record (726.1 hrs at review time)
Kill cheaters. Behead cheaters. Roundhouse kick a cheater into the concrete. Slam dunk a cheater baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy cheaters. Defecate in a cheaters food. Launch cheaters into the sun. Stir fry cheaters in a wok. Toss cheaters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a cheaters gas tank. Judo throw cheaters into a wood chipper. Twist cheaters heads off. Report cheaters to the IRS. Karate chop cheaters in half. Trap cheaters in quicksand. Crush cheaters in the trash compactor. Liquefy cheaters in a vat of acid. Eat cheaters. Dissect cheaters. Stomp cheaters skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate cheaters in the oven. Lobotomize cheaters. Grind cheaters in the garbage disposal. Drown cheaters in grease. Vaporize cheaters with a ray gun. Kick old cheaters down the stairs. Feed cheaters to alligators. Slice cheaters with a katana.
Posted 8 March, 2023. Last edited 4 October.
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75.2 hrs on record (73.7 hrs at review time)
My favorite game of all time. The Deus Ex Pipeline is real, prepare for a rude awakening.
Posted 19 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
60.1 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single farther to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2021 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So I decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.
Posted 3 July, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
418.3 hrs on record (225.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
the quintessential zombie survival sim. No npc's yet, but once they are added the game(they are working on it), it will become even greater than it is. any type of zombie apocalyspe you want can be achieved through the workshop on top of multiplayer with your buds. This game it totally worth it and you wont regret buying it.

only problem I have run into is the lag spikes at times but it only happens in big cities when hundreds if not thousands of zombies are around me. the lag spikes arent to bad and usually dissipate when you zoom in, tbf I dont have the best computer. they are working to fix the rendering engine, so if they succeed in optimizing it this game becomes a 100/10.
Posted 15 April, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
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107.9 hrs on record (52.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
One of my childhood friends asked me to buy this since he wanted to play it with me. We played together but then got busy for a bit and wasn't able to play together nor talk to each other after that. Last week, his Mom told me that he died of COVID-19. Didn't know that that was the last time we'd be able to talk and play together. Now let me remind you all to always check on your loved ones.

Now everytime I play this game, I always remember him and it makes me cry a little bit. Enjoyed every bit of it. IMY brother and thank you!

Thank you The Fun Pimps for creating this game.
Posted 19 October, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
16.8 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A week ago I was diagnosed with a terminal illness and the doctors have given me a year at best. I'm so glad I was able to play this masterpiece before I go. I don't know how many people will see this; but I recommend to you to buy this game if you do see it. This game scratched a itch for a brilliantly bad game I've been craving my whole life. Gameplay, graphics, surrealism, effects... everything is masterfully crafted. Thank you Consumer Softproducts for your game
Posted 11 June, 2021.
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41.1 hrs on record (24.8 hrs at review time)
If you like pissing and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this is the game for you :)
Posted 22 January, 2021.
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