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Convidei-o para minha casa para uma festa csgo lan. Ele disse que estava a vir e eu estava ansioso para o conhecer na vida real.
Quando ele chegou em minha casa, ele me empurrou contra a parede e começou a mordiscar a orelha, senti seu pau duro empurrar contra minha perna. Eu dei-lhe um tiro na cabeca. Acontece que ele era gay. Não confie neste gajo.
👔 👹 🔋 🍧 🚗 👳 🐊 🌸 🍇 🌽 🔋 🏀 👑 🥗 🐳 🎄
Split 1/4 bottle .187 liters
Half 1/2 bottle
Bottle 750 milliliters
Magnum 2 bottles 1.5 liters
Jeroboam 4 bottles
Rehoboam 6 bottles Not available in the US
Methuselah 8 bottles
Salmanazar 12 bottles
Balthazar 16 bottles
Nebuchadnezzar 20 bottles 15 liters
Sovereign 34 bottles 26 liters
The Sovereign is a new bottle, made for the launching of the
largest cruise ship in the world. The bottle alone cost 8,000 dollars
to produce and they only made 8 of them.
Most of the funny names come from Biblical people.
Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery.
Let's just cut to the happy ending.
-- Cheers, Airport V
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know, and if she calls, I'm not here.
-- Cheers, Bar Wars II:
╲┃╭╮╭╮┃╲╲ ┃ SE O TEU CU FOSSE STATTRACK
┗┫┏━━┓┣┛╲ ╰┳╮O CONTADOR JA TINHA
╲┃╰━━╯┃ ━━━╯┃ REBENTADO ;)
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