Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
ㅤ* A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
ㅤ* The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!