COBOL is for morons.
-- E.W. Dijkstra
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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding
a sickness you like.
-- Jackie Mason
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Ozman's Laws:
(1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't.
(2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make.
(3) People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
(4) Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.
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You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.
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"What shall we do?" said Twoflower.
"Panic?" said Rincewind hopefully. He always held that panic was
the best means of survival; back in the olden days, his theory went, people
faced with hungry sabretoothed tigers could be divided very simply into
those who panicked and those who stood there saying "What a magnificent
brute!" and "Here, ♥♥♥♥♥."
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
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