🧠 ── ABOUT ME ──
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⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ Name: Johnny The Trader
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ Status: Alt+F4’ing life
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ Skill: 99% Luck, 1% Lag
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ K/D Ratio: Keyboard / Desk
⠈⠻⠿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠁ Motto: “Reinstalled Windows to fix my aim.”

🎮 ── MAIN GAMES ──
• Rage Quit Simulator (IRL)
• Sleep? Nah, just one more round.
• Clicking heads since ‘98(accidentally)

⚠️ ── WARNING ──
• May spontaneously shout “ez” in Russian
• Believes uninstalling = performance buff
• Uses DPI as a personality trait

📈 ── STATS ──
• Peak Tilt: 9.8 on the Salt Scale
• Avg. Reaction Time: Depends on caffeine
• GPU: 10% gaming / 90% coping

🏆 ── ACHIEVEMENTS ──
☑ Survived solo queue
☑ Forgot to save game 3x in a row
☑ Blamed lag during LAN

🧊 Motto: “Clutch or Alt+F4 trying.”