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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:28am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:41am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:23am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:03am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:11am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:37am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:35am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:35am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:26am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:42am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:16am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:16am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:16am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:58am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:25am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:48am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:28am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:49am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:47am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:26am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:59am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:47am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:36am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:12am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:47am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:38am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:31am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:31am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:31am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:56am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:12am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:04am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:08am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:20am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:30am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:58am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:41am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:16am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:35am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:12am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:38am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:18am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:05am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:32am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:31am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:11am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:52am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:04am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:31am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:28am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:41am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:05am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:38am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:38am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:38am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:37am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:26am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:49pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:12am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:37am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:48am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:55am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:32am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:06am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:54am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:59am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:31am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:35am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:35am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:57am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:59am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:34am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:46am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:47am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:48am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:49am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:48am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:14am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:41am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:08am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:49am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:12am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:46am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:46am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:46am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:26am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:45am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:49am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:49am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:33am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:42am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:16am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:42am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:41am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:41am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:51am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:24am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:38am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:16am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:22am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:25am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:46am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:32am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:02am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:46am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:38am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:26am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:12am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:47am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:38am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:05am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:16am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:16am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:50am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:34am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:53am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:48am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:55am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:57am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:59am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:00am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:36am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:38am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:36am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:49am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:59am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:16am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:00pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:13am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:56am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:47am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:12am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:32am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:58am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:38am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:45am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:48am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:50am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:33am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:58am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:02am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:04am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:06am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:34am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:33am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:47am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:47am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:29am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:48am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:48am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:59am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:04am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:46am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:16am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:38am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:35am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:37am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:37am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:16am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:18am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:46am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:18am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:11am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:01am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:45am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:29am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:49am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:55am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:05am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:27am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:47am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:50am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:30am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:36am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:02am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:02am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:59am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:54am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:54am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:09pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:20am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:03am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:33pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:49am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:33am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:56am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:00am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:44am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:59am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:03am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:47am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:50am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:33am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:59am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:02am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:08am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:02am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:06am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:06am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:07am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:38am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:59am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:03am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:00am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:10am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:31am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:32am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:30am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:31am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:16am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:16am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:32am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:04am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:37am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:37am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:48am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:01am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:15am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:50am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:59am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:16am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:37am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:32am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:02am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:40am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:02am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:03am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:02am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:01am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:15am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:15am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:15am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:15am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:06am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:15am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:15am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:17am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:18am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:18am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:24am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:35pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:49am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:12am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:30am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:49am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:23am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:35am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:24am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:55am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:11am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:11am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:28pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:44pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:04am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:39pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:40pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:49pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:52am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 10:38am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:03am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:02am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:02am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:15am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:15am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:15am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:15am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:17am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:32pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:32pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:47pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:49pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:46am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:37am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:16am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:33am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:05am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:01am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:16am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:16am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:46pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:49pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:32am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:59am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:17am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:15am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:40pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:04am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:57am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:36pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:59am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:37am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:49am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:01am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:59am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:15am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:18am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:32pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:48pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:05am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:33am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:03am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:22am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:14am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:15am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:19am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:56pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:26am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:26am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:00pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:28am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:25am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:13am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:13am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:30am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:31pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:39pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:45pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:44am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:46am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:44am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:34am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:17am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:15am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:03am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:07am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:16am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:16am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:15am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:19am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:25am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:38pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:47pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:49pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:51pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:52am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:56am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:05am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:45am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:33am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:49pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:37am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:42am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:16am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:16am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:32pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:32pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:49pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:04pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:52am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:54am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:38am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:38am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:45am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:45am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:35am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:25am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:00am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:15am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:15am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:34pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:47pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:52am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:45am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:45am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:59am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:04am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:42am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:59am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:59am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:29am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:59am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:47pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:51am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:49am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:16am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:58am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:57am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:00am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:25am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:33am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:01am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:58am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:00am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:17am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:17am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:46pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:04pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:27am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:27am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:45am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:00am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:05am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:45am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:18am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:19am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:24am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:39pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:47pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:50pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:57pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:54am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:46am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:45am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 10:57am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:47am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:46am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:58am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:24am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:22am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:40am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:17am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:44pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:29pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:24am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:06am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:52am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:14am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:35am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:48am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:49am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:49am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:05am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:18am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:33pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:49pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:52am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:27am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:45am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:01am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:10am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:39pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:38am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:46pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:49pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:50pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:57pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:57pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:57pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:46am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:46am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:45am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:34am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:47am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 10:53am



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

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