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This is Dr. Jesse reaching out to you regarding your recent order of ANTI BALD CREAM DELUXE (product code #103293202). Unfortunately, you ordered the last of our product last month and it appears it isn't working out for you! We are unable to meet your demands at this time and were unable to reach you via email or phone number so we are leaving this comment here. The business is actually foreclosing on itself because we can't keep up with demands. Considering we had a 100% success rate at restoring patients bald heads before meeting you, this was quite unforeseen as nothing we did worked. I still remember when the first bottle we gave you dissolved instantly on that shiny bald head of yours!
Anyways, good luck in the future. Your head will probably only continue to grow in its baldness
Dr. Jesse