You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence. Every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel.

Australia does not exist. Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

kiss me on the lips you big sxexy man

It's bad to be gay.
Post this on the wall of a huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ queer and tell them how disgusting they are.

hey, sorry I saw your roblox profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing roblox haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really with misogyny and like you'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play roblox sometime its a really cool kids game with a lot of epic gamemodes like natural disaster survival, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your roblox profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on roblox we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hello, sorry to disturb you can we discuss for just a minute because it is very important please?
i just made a huge terrible mistake and i hope you wont get mad at me
i accidentally reported your steam account for doing illegal purchases instead of someone else, the admin said that your account will be suspended. im really sorry i tried to tell him that it was a mistake profile id but he wont listen to me
im not joking on steam if you will not help to explain to him your account will be permanently suspended on steam that's why i contacted you im really sorry i didnt mean to report you bro can you please help me on explaining to him?
Add him over discord :Archiee_Support01#1293
thats him add him and explain that i reported you accidentally, please help me on clarifying to him, i dont know what to do if you will get banned please help please add him now he is waiting.