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Anhui, China 
👾 * 💛 * 🏀 * 🔋 * 📗 * 📘 * 👹 * 🚕 * 🌸 * 📒 * 🌳 * 🎫 * 🐛 * 🍆 * 🌽 * 🏀
ㅤ* It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
ㅤ* What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer
ㅤ* So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".
⛳ * 💄 * 👃 * 💙 * 👳 * 💗 * 🚙 * 🌏 * 💎 * 📕 * 👑 * 👽 * 🥞 * 🍧 * 🚗 * 💚
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!