DIMA

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Hey friend hows it going? I just started my rap career and I was wonderinf if could check it out for me! Thanks and dont forget to subscribe!
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Be careful around Bob Saget. He raped and killed a girl in 1990!
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The government offers you a $65,000/per year job as an abortionist. You must perform at least 500 abortions to meet the yearly quota. Additionally, you will make an additional $200 for every baby after the quota. Would you take the job?

Hell ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yeah I would take the job.
I’d be the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ abortionist around too, I’d be hitting numbers you need exponents to calculate.
I’d come up with a machine to do it more quickly, maybe two or three women at a time. I’d be like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Eli Whitney of fetuses.
I’d hang a sign up in front of my shop which read:
Come see Dr.Deletus, he’ll annihilate you fetus.
Plus that sick government pension at 20.

+rep the scots will stand by your side ;)